New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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