so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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