Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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