i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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