She's JV to your varsity
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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