Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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