she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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