Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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