the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You smell like stripper and shame
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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