it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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