Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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