I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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