Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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