In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Girls should come with a carfax report
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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