It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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