Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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