separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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