just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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