You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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