I wannas sexs uuuuu
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
