are you still at the devil's house?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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