Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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