I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I think my moral compass just broke
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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