Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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