Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
