you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
where are you?
Hypothermia
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
