champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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