What did we do last night that was yellow?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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