Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
im holly from the hills drunk
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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