the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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