before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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