Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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