yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
