Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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