dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Such a big mess for such a small penis
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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