i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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