I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i need some magic done to my vagina
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
