Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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