can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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