90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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