Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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