"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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