i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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