We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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