Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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