Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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