You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
In America we eat man semen.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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