At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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