so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
tell me about the eggs
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