hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I am naked and annoyed.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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