My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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