covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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