she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?