I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Shame - the story of my life.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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