I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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