so that wasnt chicken after all
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.