She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My vagina is officially offended.
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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