evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out