It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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