That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Send help, water and tortillas.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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