ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
