did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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